WRITTEN ON April 20th, 2007 BY William Heath AND STORED IN What do we want?, Wibbipedia/MindtheGap

A Perm Sec sets out the essential priorities to his direct reports this month:

Don’t do anything which might make mud stick to me! In fact, only do things which ensure mud doesn’t stick to me!

Wibbi it was:

Forget the transition. This isn’t about me. Just make sure we look after our customers, don’t waste taxpayers’ money and treat our staff with dignity and respect.